I know it’s a day early. Did I fool you? Nope? Didn’t think so. Actually, I hardly know what day it is myself. I’ve been sick, still am a bit, so life has been one long blur.

I thought of any number of April Fools’ jokes I could play on you guys here. But knowing how things can get taken out of context on the Internet, I decided not to do anything that could come back and haunt me later. Instead, I leave you with some world-famous April Fools’ jokes. I actually remember #4.

Enjoy your day and play a (nice) prank on someone.